Update Assets/random_tip.py

Assets/random_tip.py

@@ -95,9 +95,59 @@ TIPS = [
     "🚦 Review network traffic for abnormal TTL values."
 ]
 
+# Cybersecurity jokes
+JOKES = [
+    "🤖 Why did the hacker cross the road? To get to the other .NET.",
+    "❄️ Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.",
+    "🪥 How do hackers freshen their breath? With CyberTic Tac!",
+    "❤️‍🩹 Why don't hackers ever get into relationships? They're afraid of commitments.",
+    "🐾 What do you call a hacker who loves animals? A purr-sistence threat!",
+    "💸 Why did the server go broke? It lost all its cache.",
+    "😂 How do you make a malware laugh? Give it a worm joke!",
+    "📉 Why did the sysadmin go broke? Too many root expenses.",
+    "🥣 What’s a hacker’s favorite kind of cereal? Spy-ders!",
+    "🛡️ Why did the password break up with the hacker? It was too weak.",
+    "🔒 Why are cybersecurity experts bad at telling jokes? They always encrypt the punchline.",
+    "🎵 What’s a hacker’s favorite music genre? Phishing!",
+    "👓 Why do hackers wear glasses? Because they lost their focus.",
+    "📶 Why did the WiFi break up with the laptop? It found a stronger connection.",
+    "😌 Why was the antivirus program so relaxed? It knew how to quarantine stress.",
+    "🍁 What’s a hacker’s favorite season? Phall.",
+    "🌑 Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.",
+    "🚩 What’s a hacker’s favorite game? Capture the flag!",
+    "☠️ Why don’t hackers get along with pirates? Too many patches.",
+    "🎉 How do you throw a cybersecurity party? Invite everyone to the LAN!",
+    "🔥 Why was the firewall so happy? It finally blocked its ex.",
+    "🔑 Why was the keyboard locked out of the server room? Too many CAPS.",
+    "🍺 What’s a hacker’s least favorite drink? Root beer.",
+    "⚾ Why was the hacker bad at baseball? It couldn’t handle the curve (encryption).",
+    "☕ How do cybersecurity experts like their coffee? Encrypted.",
+    "😭 Why did the antivirus cry? It couldn’t handle the worm.",
+    "🤫 Why don’t hackers tell secrets? They’re worried about key-loggers.",
+    "🏕️ Why don’t hackers go camping? Too many phishing attacks.",
+    "💃 What’s a hacker’s favorite dance? The worm.",
+    "🐴 Why was the Trojan horse so good at infiltration? It always had the ‘write’ access.",
+    "🧗 What’s the cybersecurity expert’s favorite sport? Fire-wall climbing.",
+    "🕵️‍♂️ Why was the hacker great at hide-and-seek? It always hid in the registry.",
+    "🛜 What did the router say to the server? You’ve got the bandwidth for this!",
+    "🍽️ What’s a phishing scammer’s favorite dish? Spam.",
+    "🌞 Why don’t hackers get sunburned? They stay in the shadows.",
+    "🧑‍🔬 What do you call a group of math and science geeks at a party? Social engineers.",
+    "🌐 What’s the best way to catch a runaway robot? Use a botnet.",
+    "🐛 Why did the programmer leave the camping trip early? There were too many bugs."
+]
+
 COLORS = [Fore.RED, Fore.GREEN, Fore.BLUE, Fore.MAGENTA, Fore.CYAN, Fore.YELLOW, Fore.WHITE]
 
 def get_random_tip_with_color():
-    tip = random.choice(TIPS)
+    """
+    Returns a random cybersecurity tip or joke with a random color.
+    """
+    item = random.choice(TIPS + JOKES)
     color = random.choice(COLORS)
-    return f"{color}{tip}{Style.RESET_ALL}"
+    return f"{color}{item}{Style.RESET_ALL}"
+
+# Example usage
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    for _ in range(5):  # Display 5 random tips or jokes
+        print(get_random_tip_or_joke_with_color())